How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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