Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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