I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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