I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
