i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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