Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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