69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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