PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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