I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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