Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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