just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Randomize
