It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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