You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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