i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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