Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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