I puked a lego.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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