Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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