I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize