that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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