My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i came on her dog
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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