Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Just fell off a train. Bad.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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