i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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