quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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