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(410): View more from Maryland

i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'

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(856): View more from New Jersey

What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...

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(308): View more from Nebraska

And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet

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(289): View more from Ontario

I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem

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(909): View more from California

send nudes

(951): View more from California

from the living room?

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