Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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