Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
there is puke in my bra ... again
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