i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How's work?
Spinning.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
