You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
