evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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