Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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