Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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