drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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