I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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