So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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