Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
oh god the rape fog is back!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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