Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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