Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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