Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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