I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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