Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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