ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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