You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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