Grow some girl-balls and come out already
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize