This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
