The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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