So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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