Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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