it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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