I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
there's paper in my vomit.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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