I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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