Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my sisters under your porch take her home
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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