this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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