Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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