Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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