Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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