Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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